How big is a fig?

It’s about the same size as a small toy train. A small toy train is about the same size as a half-eaten candy bar. A half-eaten candy bar is about the same size as a pillow that Ken would need to comfortably rest his plastic injection molded head. And Ken’s pillow is about the same size as a small… wait, what were we talking about?

Oh, yes. We are delighted to announce that we are expecting a baby in the Spring. He/she/they is/are about the size of a fig.

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